This is an open letter. Open at your own risk. Dear Blog, I am sorry for having neglected you all this while. You see, I have a lot of things on my mind right now, like that porno magazine lying next to my bed. You no longer provide me any stimulation, any excitement, so much so that I faithfully return to you day by day, night by night. And your fees are much too high. But from now onwards, I vow to stand by you, for you are my one true love to remain standing (considering my magazine got ripped off by my stuffed dog). Please do not leave me! Your love, Blogger.

6/07/2005 09:45:00 pm;