I meant to do this eons ago, but was either too lazy or kept forgetting. So here ya go. Continuation of the Tofu-man Story Disclaimer: This story is purely weaved from imagination of this lame author. Please, feel free to skip the story altogether if you find it meaningless and diaos and whatever. Author-god rules!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And so you thought the tofus would live happily ever after. Nah-ah. Not when the humans will start to reign the world. Well, you know about evolution and stuff about Charles Darwin which made people feel torn apart and the centre cannot hold? Post-modernism. Anyway, before we actually became such tall people (pardon me), humans were actually barely 16 cm tall. Yes, we were known by the then powerful tofus as the 16cm people. But little did they know. The 16cm tall people were clever. Intelligent. Ingenius. Besides being able to type without looking at the keyboard, they had super intelligence for making weapons. Weapons which involved mashing tofus up to make drinks. (Sadist, sadist) So when they finally finished making this new weapon, they decided to conquer Tofu-world. The were well-armed, and along with the Taupoks, they decided to ATTACK! And they did. The scene was all blood, gore and everything. What remained were only the 16cm tall people and remnants from tofu and taupok. The 16cm tall people, with their intelligence, made up a new dish known as rojak (anyhow say one). And from then on, they continued to evolve and finally became the humans we are now, obsessed with tofus and taupoking and all. The end. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sorry for the cold jokes! But the weather really very very hot lah, cannot help it. I wish SIngapore could be half as cold as Fuji. This way we don't need any cold jokes to keep ourselves cool! Have you seen the advertisement where the polar bear shaves himself to keep cool? Then in the end it's just a Halls advertisement. Rather innovative though. Singaporean commercials are all uninnovative. And they have that 5 top commercials of the month thing, or something like that. And like YAWN, none of them can beat the cadbury advertisement! Nono. That was THE classic. -P I love sunkist oranges!

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